lady you are dumb

okay i actually have a cramp i'm so irritated

so there's this idiot fucking woman in my french class, she is SO RETARDED, she's this little indian woman with a sour face and a mouth that droops like dog's bottom and i have no idea how in god's name she managed to get into an advanced class because she can't speak the language at all

anyway so today we had this exercise to do, basically 12 people are shipwrecked on a deserted island and they've built a raft to go find land or help or something, but the raft can only hold 6 people, and you have to choose which 6 people go on the expedition and which 6 people stay on the island

and this is like an exercise geared towards 6-year-olds. the choices, for the mostpart, are really goddamned obvious

here's the list:

a MARINE BIOLOGIST
an AWARD-WINNING LIFEGUARD
a CRAZY PSYCHIC
a MARINE with 18 YEARS EXPERIENCE who is also a cook
an ARTIST with a 9-YEAR-OLD SON who is good at making STAINED GLASS
a LUMBERJACK
an INVALID
a WEAVER who knows about PLANTS AND SHIT
a RETIRED PERSON
a 26-YEAR-OLD GLOBETROTTER
a NOBEL-PRIZE WINNING PHYSICIST
an ACTRESS

okay

so i mean if you're sending people out on a goddamned fucking expedition this shouldn't be too hard. MARINE, LIFEGUARD, MARINE BIOLOGIST, right? no questions asked?

okay and then people on the island - ARTIST, ACTRESS, RETIRED PERSON, CRAZY PSYCHIC, INVALID right?

and then if you had to choose 3 more from the remaining group for the raft chances are you're looking at the PHYSICIST, the GLOBETROTTER, and then either the LUMBERJACK OR WEAVER

so god fucking dammit if this woman doesn't open up her choices with the ACTRESS and the PSYCHIC and i was like are you seriously fucking dumb and the thing is everyone in the group has to sort of vote on it, and basically everyone else chose the exact same thing and all our votes were 7-1 and this woman got SO UPSET and SO SOUR-FACED everytime we voted her down

and she kept trying to justify her answers except she can't speak french so basically all she kept saying was "je pense que il est robuste" for some fucking reason so she's got her whole boat of 'robust' cripples and retired people and actresses and god i was getting so irritated

and even after we'd vote her down and move on she would get all grumpy and angry and be like 'WELL THE MARINE SHOULD STAY BECAUSE HE CAN COOK AND THE ISLAND NEEDS A COOK' and everyone's like 'HE'S A MARINE' and she'd be like 'YEAH BUT HE CAN COOK'

and it's probably a good thing i can't remember why she wanted to keep the LIFEGUARD on the island but it was just flat out retarded and then some dude was like 'is it more likely that someone will fall out of a raft into the water, or out of the island and into the water' and she just fucking frowned at that dude with her wrinkled spotty mouth for like a FULL MINUTE

FUCK