alright, goddammit!

okay you dudes are geniuses

so 1. i need a website. a couple of you have offered to help. if you're still down that rules. just let me know what to do. also how much is this going to cost me?!

2. anyone want to help me edit time for some stories? basically i need names changed and mistakes fixed. i can offer you vast sums of non-existant money. if a book is made and it actually sells i will pay you a handsome sum comprising of whatever it is editors make plus enormous bonuses, the likes of which you've never seen. plus if this actually turns into a book you can suddenly say you're an editor and command respect or whatever. it would help if your grasp of the english language is somewhat tenable, because lord knows mine isn't

any takers?!!? i think there have to be about 30+ stories, although i might be wrong on that. maybe like 50 pages of material?! i actually don't know if there's even a book's worth of stuff.

arrr

school is starting back up so i'm going to be busy soon

question: what should i do with all the material i have floating around the internet? we have all the caps lock stories, then there's a bunch of material on china, there's maybe 30 pages of scanned typewritten stuff i wrote on various tours, i have a list of things said by this retarded assistant i hired a few years back, i have a whole chronicle of stuff regarding another colleague that might have to wait a few years before coming out, all the yardbrain stuff, a couple of short stories near completion that i've actually sunk some effort into, and then two short 100-page novels that are nearly done but will probably take another year or two to see the light of day because i'm busy with other stuff. oh, and comics. and a series of stupid dreams i've had.

put everything together in one compendium? peddle it around to publishers? there's a ton of editing and name-changing to be done. some dude once offered to make me a website and went ahead and registered davesecretary.com and then basically put up an image that says "COMING SOONG" or "COMMING SOOMG" or something but anyway he spelled 'SOON' wrong and i'm sure people think it's me

god dammit

this blog has received a lot of hits which is surprising since everyone gets redirected to websites owned by other people who have copies of my material up, but basically everything is scattered everywhere

basically i need a small team of people to make some decisions and tell me what to do and get things on track

that way i can feel assured that the writing aspect of my life is in good hands and focus more on music, soccer, architecture, rockclimbing, and girls

comments welcome